IT'S FREAKING CRAZY.
I don't think I'm normal. Why? Here's why.
Reason #1
Okay so, hi, I'm in 11th grade. I have a Maths exam day after tomorrow. No, my syllabus isn't complete. Why, yes, I should be worried. Oh no, I'm no genius when it comes to Maths (or anything else, except maybe stalking Youtubers...tch tch). You mean, I should go and study? But, see, you don't get it. I don't JUST procrastinate. I'm like, the QUEEN of Procrastination (Well atleast I'm good at something? hahah silver linings and shit!). I do things so I can delay doing other things. Let me explain. As I mentioned earlier, I have my exams going on. What do I do? I clean my cupboard. I download movies I've wanted to watch. I read books. I start designing my own effing T Shirts but I do not, absolutely do not study. good job *pats her back*
Reason #2
There are things that don't change no matter how hard i try.
I. I can't do the things I want to do after the exams get over BEFORE the exams get over. but na-uh, I spend my time planning my post-exams days. I'm making plans for everything, except studying.
II. I am going to embarrass myself no matter what i do so i should really even stop trying
III. I won't be able to keep my cupboards clean for more than 2 days why even try?
IV. no matter how many times i make a resolution to stay fit i'm going to sit on my fat bum and stay online all day
etc.
Reason #3
Okay is it just me? I get this random urge to suddenly dress up. my plan for the day may be sleeping and eating, but no, I get ready as if I'm going to a party(You won't believe the day I had! Man, today was crazy, I had like four burgers and slept for about 8 hours straight!). And what do I say when mom asks me if I'm going somewhere? It's awkward, "No mom, I got ready because i plan to sleep all day." smooth.
Reason #4
I chew on borrowed pencils and/or lose borrowed stationery. It's a miracle people still respond to me when i ask for an extra pen (which happens pretty much every day) . You know, I don't own a pencil case. since I have to get my own stationery for an exam, i keep it in my pocket. and then i forget. and then it gets washed, and that's altogether another story...
Reason #5
I don't 'Like' or 'Dislike' I either 'I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MARRY ME AND LET'S PLAY BALL IN THE PARK WITH OUR ADOPTED PUP' (this could be meant for a guy, a website, clothes, accessories and pretty much everything) or 'I HOPE YOU FREAKING DIE IN HELL AND THEN SOMEONE FRIES YOU IN HOT OIL AND MAKE FRITTERS OUT OF YOUR REMAINS' (again, it could be meant for anything) If something falls in neither of the above mentioned categories for me, they fall in the 'WAIT, I FORGOT YOU EXISTED' category. Needless to say, this does become a problem at times.
Reason #6
Related to #5. Guess what happens when I get obsessed with something? I recently started following two British Youtubers (Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil).They're freakin' amazing by the way. any way, I mean i can't JUST watch their recent videos, right, my sole reason for existence is watching every video that is somehow related to them. it does not help that they have 2 channels each, 1 combined channel and have their own radio show on BBC Radio 1 whose channel posts Dan and Phil videos. I realised I could watch them and listen to them, but I can't listen to them LIVE. So ofcourse I had to download an application that would help me listen to UK radio. and you know what time it was where I live while they were on? 2.30 am. and I had an exam to give the next day but gah who cares about that right? So much pressure, how do I study with all this going around now? (Can you sense the sarcasm? Do you see how angry I am at myself?)
Reason #7
My life is a mess. take it literally because you should see the condition of my room. and mind you, if by some chance it looks clean, don't try opening my cupboards because you may die (by getting hit by the avalanche of books and clothes that are going to fall upon you).
You can probably make out that this isn't it, there's much more messed-upness to me. Part 2, coming up soon!
I don't think I'm normal. Why? Here's why.
Reason #1
Okay so, hi, I'm in 11th grade. I have a Maths exam day after tomorrow. No, my syllabus isn't complete. Why, yes, I should be worried. Oh no, I'm no genius when it comes to Maths (or anything else, except maybe stalking Youtubers...tch tch). You mean, I should go and study? But, see, you don't get it. I don't JUST procrastinate. I'm like, the QUEEN of Procrastination (Well atleast I'm good at something? hahah silver linings and shit!). I do things so I can delay doing other things. Let me explain. As I mentioned earlier, I have my exams going on. What do I do? I clean my cupboard. I download movies I've wanted to watch. I read books. I start designing my own effing T Shirts but I do not, absolutely do not study. good job *pats her back*
Reason #2
There are things that don't change no matter how hard i try.
I. I can't do the things I want to do after the exams get over BEFORE the exams get over. but na-uh, I spend my time planning my post-exams days. I'm making plans for everything, except studying.
II. I am going to embarrass myself no matter what i do so i should really even stop trying
III. I won't be able to keep my cupboards clean for more than 2 days why even try?
IV. no matter how many times i make a resolution to stay fit i'm going to sit on my fat bum and stay online all day
etc.
Reason #3
Okay is it just me? I get this random urge to suddenly dress up. my plan for the day may be sleeping and eating, but no, I get ready as if I'm going to a party(You won't believe the day I had! Man, today was crazy, I had like four burgers and slept for about 8 hours straight!). And what do I say when mom asks me if I'm going somewhere? It's awkward, "No mom, I got ready because i plan to sleep all day." smooth.
Reason #4
I chew on borrowed pencils and/or lose borrowed stationery. It's a miracle people still respond to me when i ask for an extra pen (which happens pretty much every day) . You know, I don't own a pencil case. since I have to get my own stationery for an exam, i keep it in my pocket. and then i forget. and then it gets washed, and that's altogether another story...
Reason #5
I don't 'Like' or 'Dislike' I either 'I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MARRY ME AND LET'S PLAY BALL IN THE PARK WITH OUR ADOPTED PUP' (this could be meant for a guy, a website, clothes, accessories and pretty much everything) or 'I HOPE YOU FREAKING DIE IN HELL AND THEN SOMEONE FRIES YOU IN HOT OIL AND MAKE FRITTERS OUT OF YOUR REMAINS' (again, it could be meant for anything) If something falls in neither of the above mentioned categories for me, they fall in the 'WAIT, I FORGOT YOU EXISTED' category. Needless to say, this does become a problem at times.
Reason #6
Related to #5. Guess what happens when I get obsessed with something? I recently started following two British Youtubers (Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil).They're freakin' amazing by the way. any way, I mean i can't JUST watch their recent videos, right, my sole reason for existence is watching every video that is somehow related to them. it does not help that they have 2 channels each, 1 combined channel and have their own radio show on BBC Radio 1 whose channel posts Dan and Phil videos. I realised I could watch them and listen to them, but I can't listen to them LIVE. So ofcourse I had to download an application that would help me listen to UK radio. and you know what time it was where I live while they were on? 2.30 am. and I had an exam to give the next day but gah who cares about that right? So much pressure, how do I study with all this going around now? (Can you sense the sarcasm? Do you see how angry I am at myself?)
Reason #7
My life is a mess. take it literally because you should see the condition of my room. and mind you, if by some chance it looks clean, don't try opening my cupboards because you may die (by getting hit by the avalanche of books and clothes that are going to fall upon you).
You can probably make out that this isn't it, there's much more messed-upness to me. Part 2, coming up soon!
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